Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
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