Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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