I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
We have started to decorate penises.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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