i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Pants are for mortals
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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