Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
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