I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
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She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
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Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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