I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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