I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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