she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
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Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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