Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(434): View more from Virginia

ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl

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(250): View more from British Columbia

i think i recognize dicks better than faces

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(763): View more from Minnesota

It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.

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(631): View more from New York

do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."

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(803): View more from South Carolina

A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.

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(787): View more from Puerto Rico

Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt

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(303): View more from Colorado

he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed

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(406): View more from Montana

We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in

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