i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
There is no sno cone on earth better than alone naked time. Side note: text when you all are headed home.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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