I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
You're a goddess. Probably of destruction and dick jokes, or some shit, but man, lesser bitches wish they could be half as fab.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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