Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
last night I used snow as a chaser
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