I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
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UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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