I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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