we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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