oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
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He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
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That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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