It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Walk of shaming dressed as a zombie hunter. This hangover feels like the actual apocalypse.
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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