I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
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