So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
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