Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
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I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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