we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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