that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
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I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
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Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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