All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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