their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
