I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
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we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
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Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
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