everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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