do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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