you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
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Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
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She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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