i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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