the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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