I want to make a zoo with you.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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