Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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