There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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