Well douche your snatch and let's go!
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
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if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
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If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I'm having to shit out rocks
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