Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I remember reading the word "lift" so I did. The alarn went off, and I thought to myself "what dumbass pulls the fucking fire alarm?" and then I realized it was me...
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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