I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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