We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
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