i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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