I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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