Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
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The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
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I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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