Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
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i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE GAY FRIEND?!?!
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
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All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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