There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
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its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
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How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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