you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
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We're too hungover to prance.
Enjoy the penises
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
Oh god it's open bar.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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