so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
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