when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
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Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
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Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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