I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
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