The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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