Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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