birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
Randomize
