exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
You were upset that she was flirting with your boyfriend so I thought the best game plan was to show her my boobs and get her to make out with me instead. I am the greatest friend on absinthe.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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