I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
If hangovers were people John Goodman would be living in my skull trying to eat the back of my eyes
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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