plz talk dirty to me
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
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I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
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So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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