Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
in other news, i feel like i just shat out all my sins.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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