Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
He left a cum stain in the shape of a heart on my sheets.
He's like the Bob Ross of love stains.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
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it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
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She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
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