Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
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We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Will exercising make me less horny?
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