Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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